April 5, 2009

faShiOn..

erkk bosan nih..
usha2 style n fashion2 bru..
skang aq cm dh ade prubhn hormon..heheh
ske lak tngk bju cun2..




bju nie kalo aq pkai kne gune inner..
tp cm ramping sgt jew..haha







bju nie cun gak.. tp nk g mner pkai cmni..
nek bsikal dpn umah ke..heheh









bju nie style jepon.. lawa2..
hrga rm41.86 ermm reasonable ke....










bju nih mmg r lawa.. tp bese2 jew.. hrga smpy rm77.. hehe








waaa~
stylo abes..
aq ske laki stylo..
stylo2 gak..
tp asal ttup aurat n x tngal solat..
ade ke cmni...

April 4, 2009

BUNKFACE

nie BUNKFACE band kegemaran aq dlu..desperate gler ngn band nih..1st tyme knl mse aq dnga diorg kt XFM..wk2 diorg akn wat open x gig...aq ingt lg diorg ckp nk wat kelainan dngn pkai bju dak2 skola..actually di0rng bnyk kali datang kt konti XFM 2..wk2 lagu SILLY LILY nie bru diorng nk promote..n 2oo8 bru nk fem0s ckt..lps 2 once again diorang dijemput sbb di0rg djmput tuk xgig gak tp bkn 0pening band lg n wk2 2 lak diorang nk promate lgu SITUASI..aq xsaba nk dnga ble DJ BURN ckp nk introduced 1st lgu malay diorang..mmg sedap gler la..n since now lgu SITUASI 2 dh melet0p kt sume stesen radi0..n BUNKFACE p0n famos gler...wk2 dlu aq je knal di0rng n myb dak2 indie len,,,(tp aq bkn dak indie r) heheh..juz suppot n ske lgu2 indie..btw xkshla al de bes 2 BUNKFACE..SAM~PAAN~BIAK~YOUK..skang p0n diorang nk pr0duce album bkn EP lg dah..waa~dasyat tol dlu nk produce EP p0n xckup duet..haha..2 p0n aq taw sbb SAm kne pngilan KENA BURN...haha..lgu2 english diorg mmg power..xcm malaysian..kalo org yg xtaw mst ingt bkan malaysian..





April 3, 2009

LaWaK -LawaK

Semalam saya dan isteri mengundang beberapa orang untuk makan malam di rumah. Isteri saya pun sejak pagi sudah mempersiapkan segala masakannya. Ketika semua tetamu telah datang, ia menyuruh anak kami yang berusia 6 tahun untuk memimpin doa sebelum makan.

"Afiq, kamu pimpin baca doa ye Afiq"

"Tapi mak, doanya macam mana?" jawabnya.

"Katakan saja apa yang biasanya Ibu katakan," kata isteri saya.

Afiq segera menadah tangan dan berkata ...

"Ya Tuhanku, kenapa saya harus mengundang orang-orang ini makan malam?"

Some computer terms translated to BM,

Don’t you think that computer terminology in Bahasa Malaysia is really weird?

Cakera Keras = Hard Disk

Tetikus = Mouse

Papan Kunci = Keyboard

CD-ROM = Cakera Padat Ingatan Melalui Pembacaan (CP-IMP) - Isn’t that bit too much to ingat? Try pronouncing that without twisting your tongue or pausing to think. IMPs?

Monitor = What’s the term for this? KETUA DARJAH?

Modem = Could it be called “PEMPEND” <– PEModulasi, PENDemodulasi?

Motherboard = “Papan Ibu” probably? Maybe the best motherboards can be awarded the “Papan Ibu Mithali” then?

Sound Card = Kad Bunyi?

Sound Blaster = Peletup Bunyi?

Pipeline Burst Cache = Duite Garisan Paip Meletup?

Local Bus = Bas Tempatan? Sounds good to me.

VESA Local Bus = Bas Tempatan VESA?

Flatbed = Katil leper? OR Katil Rumah Pangsa (Flat)?

WWW = Sarang labah-labah Selebar Dunia (SSD)? Sounds quite convincing to me.

Then what would you call daughterboards? Papan anak perempuan? That sounds a little kinky for me :) ) What about SIMMs and DIMMs and such…?

*laf* wonder what would you call ink jets then :) Pancutan Dakwat???

What about “Plug and Play [tm]“? :) Hmmm..Plug and play….Cucuk dan Main??? Somehow I think not.

Joystick = Batang Gembira or Batang Ria?? Damn obscene man!!

10 JENIS SOLAT YANG TIDAK DITERIMA OLEH ALLAH S.W.T

Rasulullah S.A.W. telah bersabda yang bermaksud : "Sesiapa yang memelihara solat, maka solat itu sebagai cahaya baginya, petunjuk dan jalan selamat dan barangsiapa yang tidak memelihara solat, maka sesungguhnya solat itu tidak menjadi cahaya, dan tidak juga menjadi petunjuk dan jalan selamat baginya." (Tabyinul Mahaarim)

Rasulullah S.A.W telah bersabda bahawa : "10 orang solatnya tidak diterima oleh Allah S.W.T, antaranya :

1. Orang lelaki yang solat sendirian tanpa membaca sesuatu.

2. Orang lelaki yang mengerjakan solat tetapi tidak mengeluarkan zakat.

3. Orang lelaki yang menjadi imam, padahal orang yang menjadi makmum membencinya.

4. Orang lelaki yang melarikan diri.

5. Orang lelaki yang minum arak tanpa mahu meninggalkannya (Taubat).

6. Orang perempuan yang suaminya marah kepadanya.

7. Orang perempuan yang mengerjakan solat tanpa memakai tudung.

8. Imam atau pemimpin yang sombong dan zalim menganiaya.

9. Orang-orang yang suka makan riba'.

10. Orang yang solatnya tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan yang keji dan mungkar."

Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W yang bermaksud : "Barang siapa yang solatnya itu tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan keji dan mungkar, maka sesungguhnya solatnya itu hanya menambahkan kemurkaan Allah S.W.T dan jauh dari Allah."

Hassan r.a berkata : "Kalau solat kamu itu tidak dapat menahan kamu dari melakukan perbuatan mungkar dan keji, maka sesungguhnya kamu dianggap orang yang tidak mengerjakan solat. Dan pada hari kiamat nanti solatmu itu akan dilemparkan semula ke arah mukamu seperti satu bungkusan kain tebal yang buruk."


MANUSIA BERHADAPAN DENGAN ENAM PERSIMPANGAN

Abu Bakar r.a. berkata, " Sesungguhnya iblis berdiri di depanmu, jiwa di sebelah kananmu, nafsu di sebelah kirimu, dunia di sebelah belakangmu dan semua anggota tubuhmu berada di sekitar tubuhmu. Sedangkan Allah di atasmu. Sementara iblis terkutuk mengajakmu meninggalkan agama, jiwa mengajakmu ke arah maksiat, nafsu mengajakmu memenuhi syahwat, dunia mengajakmu supaya memilihnya dari akhirat dan anggota tubuh menagajakmu melakukan dosa. Dan Tuhan mengajakmu masuk Syurga serta mendapat keampunan-Nya, sebagaimana firmannya yang bermaksud, "....Dan Allah mengajak ke Syurga serta menuju keampunan-Nya..."

Siapa yang memenuhi ajakan iblis, maka hilang agama dari dirinya. Sesiapa yang memenuhi ajakan jiwa, maka hilang darinya nilai nyawanya. Sesiapa yang memenuhi ajakan nafsunya, maka hilanglah akal dari dirinya. Siapa yang memenuhi ajakan dunia, maka hilang akhirat dari dirinya. Dan siapa yang memenuhi ajakan anggota tubuhnya, maka hilang syurga dari dirinya.

Dan siapa yang memenuhi ajakan Allah S.W.T., maka hilang dari dirinya semua kejahatan dan ia memperolehi semua kebaikan."

Iblis adalah musuh manusia, sementara manusia adalah sasaran iblis. Oleh itu, manusia hendaklah sentiasa berwaspada sebab iblis sentiasa melihat tepat pada sasarannya.

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Frank Lampard


Frank Lampard Frank Lampard Chelsea 2008/09 profile size


Squad Number: 8
Position: Midfield
Place of Birth: Romford, England
Date Of Birth: 20/ 06/ 1978
Height: 5'10
Weight: 12st 4lbs

This Season
Appearances: 43(1)
Goals: 15
Yellow Cards: 2
Red Cards: 1
Minutes on Pitch: 3902

Frank Lampard was never likely to lack skill as a footballer. When your father won the FA Cup twice with West Ham United and your uncle Harry also played for the East London side, as well as later managing it, there's something in the blood.

Lampard Jr, however, nurtured his talent to the extent that he was worth �11million to Chelsea, who picked him up from the Upton Park club on 14 June 2001.

The midfielder has captained the England under-21 side and, with Joe Cole, Michael Carrick and Rio Ferdinand, he formed part of one of the West Ham sides that was hotly-tipped to lift the East Londoners above the

Lampard made his Premiership debut against Sheffield Wednesday in 1996. He was the captain of a West Ham youth team that reached the Final of the FA Youth Cup, as well as the captain of the England U21 side before he stepped up to full England level, winning two caps by the time the 2000-2001 season had ended.

The 1998/99 season saw Frank come of age as an ever present in the side where he impressed everyone with his natural talent

He is a tenacious player with a shot like a bullet. In the 2000/01 season, Lampard was known to have reacted furiously to the news of the transfer for �17million of his close friend Rio Ferdinand to Leeds United.

If this unsettled the midfielder, the departure of his father Frank, who followed Harry Redknapp out of Upton Park in May 2001, saw to it that the last thing that bound 'Lamps' to the Hammers was no longer there.

After interest from Aston Villa, who offered �7million for the player, Lampard opted to join Claudio Ranieri at Chelsea. Since then, he has had two good seasons at Stamford Bridge, scoring 13 goals and helping Chelsea to the Champions League in 2002/03, as well as picking up several more England caps.

During the 2003/04 Lampard blossomed as a player, shooting himself straight into the hearts of not only Chelsea fans but England fans too. He was one of the few players to escape the tinkering of Claudio Ranieri and was ever present for the Blues throughout the season. He was rewarded with the vice-captaincy during the summer of 2004, and will look to support skipper Terry as the English heart of Jose Mourinho's Chelsea.

Lampard enjoyed a fantastic Euro 2004 - he scored three goals in the tournament and shone regardless of whether as part of Eriksson's diamond formation or the more tranditional line-up. For Chelsea he bagged 15 goals in all competitions, and at 26, surely there is just more of the same to come from this hugely talented midfielder.

Vice-captain to John Terry, Lampard was one of the keys to Chelsea's immense success in the 2004/05 season. A regular fixture in the centre of midfield, Lampard started 58 times in all competitions, scoring 19 goals.

He also continued his fine Euro 2004 form for the England team throughout the early stages of their World Cup 2006 qualifying campaign. With the retirement of Paul Scholes after Euro 2004, Lampard has proved indespensible for Sven-Goran Eriksson's team, scoring three goals against Austria, Wales and Northern Ireland.

To cap his season, Lampard was awarded the Barclays Premiership Player of the Year Award as well as claiming the Football Writers' Association's Footballer of the Year Award. He continued this fine form in 2005/06, despite a rocky start to the season, and scored 20 goals as Chelsea roared to another title.

However, the season ended in bitter disappointment for him, as he endured a miserable World Cup with England, failing to get on the scoresheet despite numerous chances and missing their first penalty in the shoot-out against Portugal.

Lampard came in for plenty of criticism, which only continued in 2006/07 as he struggled to really spark into life on a consistent basis. More underwhelming England performances followed as he and the rest of the team failed to qualify for Euro 2008.

Things improved in 2007/08 and he was linked with a move to Inter Milan that summer. However, he chose to stay in England to be close to his family after the death of his mother.

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2oo8




nie sume dak2 kls aq..at las i have finished...oyehhh..pnt daw nk edit sume..hope my fwens jgn terase ati atau beso ati lak..heheh





GURLS YG BAJET2 CUN



Nie nurul jannah..one of my bes fren..she is very understnding person..pndai math admath..kuat tido cm aq gak..hehe..aq mule rapat ngn jenny atau mis crocodile nie wk2 Fom4..slalo gak gadoh ngn dye nih...tp xlme pn..aq syg kamo bangat..heheh..jannah nie sgt brani..plg perghh esp kalo ade
presentation..sorng jannah dpt mnglhkn 1o laki..kamo mmg hebat..huhu


nie saidatun nadiha....aq bes fren ngn eton since fom4 gak..aq ngn eton share besday...dh kls ngn dye gadis comey nie sjk f1 lg..eton agk kerek tp ngn boys jela..teror kimia..men caklempong gak..teror mnari gak...n sore eton pn sedap..ksmpulnye dye nie ade bkat seni la..eton smple je tp bak kalo skli dh bergaya mmg perghhh...eton mnje ngn fmily dye..pngil pon adek..hehe




bdak cun nie plak asyikin azwa...otak geliga..kwn aq stay up..hehe..aq ngn dye slalo bngn lmbt...dlm toilet 2 muke las kami berdua r....syikin dok sblh ngn dom aq..syikin teror n mnat bio..kuat study...n ble gelak lawak...ape2 solan aq xphm lg sng tnye kt syikin..dye ske bergura-gurau or wat aksi knk2 ngn dom mate dye x kire kt ner pn..esp ngn nad..huhu




bdak cute sblh nie lak nme dye harina...slalo wat bsing kt blek study.. aq slalo bergurau ngn harina,,msok gler sbb kami x betoi sgt..haha..arina nie goal keeper hoki..dye gak slalo pngl dri dye dr harina...n dye slalo ckp i luv my fat..dye prefect n garng gler ble duty..tp ngn kwn2 dye sempoi..i like ur style harina...





gadis yg mnis ngn comey nie ktorng pngil cikram(cik rama2)..c0z dye ske sgt ngn buttrfly..geng hoki aq dr dlu smpy skng..g ngeri ke dye mst kne ikot aq..dye agak understndg al maklumlah bpak kaunselor..cik ram ske sgt berfesyen,,kalo ckp kt dpn kls..ckpnyer mkin laju n mkin slow...kami 1 kls x phm..heheh..cikram sgt brani pape pn dye nk try..sore nyer agk merdu..aq dh 1 kls ngn cikram since f1 lg..cikram kalo dtg tyme selsema jgn la dtego..kalo x kamo akn terase ati..hahaha


kwn ku yg sorng nie lak nme nyer raihatul wirdah 0r witaq..debater skola..mulut nyer pedas.hehe..ske berpolitik..agk garng n tegas..n ade pndirian yg tegas...kaya ngn fakta...nk jdik lawyer...brani...tp witaq x berskn .heheh..witaq ske mnilai org..aq sng dngn kamo...



dom mate aq sjk fom1..adibah husna 0r bob..gulz yg tngi n kurus cm model..ketua umum gurlz..dbah sgt emosional..sng nanges..ish3..sorng yg x hipokrit..dye ttp akn jd dri dye..humble...teror bi...gelak cm kuda..sory bob..haha..alwyz tinking de future.,




gadis yg tampil mnis bertahi lalat nie..cewahh ayt dramatis..huhu..nme nyer faten hakim..1 team hoki ngn aq sjk fom 1..sorng yg brilliant...dlm btch dye la orng nyer yg dh tmpah nom 1 tp kli exm..faten teror sume sbjek..dye amt dsyngi olh ckgu,kwn2 n adek2 n senior gak..sorng humble n c00l jew..




nie kwn aq yg dh ditempah leh farid,,haha..nme nor liyana 0r yana..dak fom 4 bru..tp ok sgt2 x bnyk hal..1 dorm ngn aq..kami ske gelak kuat2..haha...yana ske wat admath..agk rajen n jwng..tp dye slalo takot tuk lbeh tngi coz farid kreng tngi..sorng yg baek n lembut ati tp ble mngamuk semue org tergamam..haha



nie lak si tinggi lampai gak nme nyer fatin amira..dlm btch aq ade 2 org nme same so ktorng pngil cik bain..cik bain teror kimia.. dye gak fom 4 bru..sopan santun n lemah lmbut orngnyer,,,baik gler...x penah nmpk muke dye serabut ke mrh ke..c00l sntiase..men softball bola tampar...both nie dye r teror antara dak2 fom5 gurls..besh knai ngn hank..heheh



bdak cute nih nme nyer mak leha 0r siti solehah..ank ustazah nie..tp xnmpk pn sbb rock gler..heheh..berjiwa indie cm aq...sgt baek ati..dye akak ko0p,,,huhuh..ske gelak..bsing gak...n sorng yg hepi go luckY...1 kls ngn aq sjak fom 1 lg....men caklempong gak..n hebat dlm memanah..



nie lak si kembar semesti..yg kanan 2 nur amirah n sebelah kiri kak pah or arifah...dema nie plg ajen kalo bab2 study or wat hmw0k..
2 0rg nie sgt ayu n lemah lmbut..meera grang ckt..kak pah lak suke memendam..both nie teror bi..aq lg rapat ngn meera myb sbb ktorg 1 ment0r..kcian kt dema sbb ckgu ssh sgt nk cam..tp kami kwn2 dye xpenah tersilap..haha..laen la muke diorng..tngk btol2



si cntik manis nie nme nyer nurul zulaikha..dye dak fom 4 bru gak..men softball...slalo lepak ngn aq kt blek study..okla gak dye nie besh...cara dye ckp plik ckt..kalo brg dye ilang..dye cari smpy ke lubang cacing...haha..islamic ckt cik zu nie..





nie lak noraini..sorg dak yg pendiam..study jew kot..heheh..baek la gak..sgt alim.. dye nie sbnye dlm diam2 bnyk org xtaw pe dye wat..aq pn xtaw...hahah..btw aq xdpt nk describe sgt si aini nie.. myb kreng rapat..




nie lak nor syazwani..0r wendy..dak plg cun..heheh..aq kwn baek ngn dye sjak f0m 1 lg..dye teror lari long distance..kuat study..sorg pendiam..ayu n sopan..tp sgt tegas org nyer..mnja myb ank bngsu kot...wendy sgt dsyngi oleh adek2..apesal ek..hahaha






bo
yS yG bAJEt2 nSOm..

nie nme nyer syarafuddin,,
or mael..nme abg dye yg ex
semesti..teror men hoki cm
aq..sometimes agk poyo..
sory mael,,


nie nme nyer fauzy
khairy.. pngil pojo...
agk pndiam..n baek
ngn
adek2 dye..dak laki plg
sopan la dye nih..



nih mohd zaim...pngil caim..
ex clas monitor..
mls nk mmpos..huhu
ske tido...teror bgi ceramah 0r taklim..
nah kne gosip ngn aq.
melekat nme aq cacana..heheh



nih mat dong or nme
tol nyer ikrimah..
dak kls aq dr fom1..cm
pndiam tp dpn pmpn r...
sprinter skola..n rugger...





nme dye nih mohd Firdaus,,
lg glamor pedo r..
clas monitor bru after
caim ltak jwtn..mlut cm hampehh
ske gduh ngn group aq...tp
cm lurus jew..haha..pedo sory ey..skang
dok mnggatal ngn kazen aq lak..huhu




mohd ariff nih...
pngl arep jew...
kptn basketball tp musykil
dye krg tnggi..heheh..
asst prefect..
dlm otak dye bnyk
fakta2..slalo skor sej ngn esei..



nie plak mohd nabil..
bkn nabil rja lwak
tp ben..heheh..dlu
wk2 lower form pnyer
r pmalu ngn pmpn..
ble ckp x pndng muke..
skng terlebeh x malu lak..
bdan kering tp kuat mkn..



nme dye mohd fakih..
orng pngl dye pe ek..
aq xingt dh..pndai gler..
dr fom 1 lg...kt semesti dye
r teror men chess..agk pndiam..
agk kiut..almk no kntreversi..haha




nih sorng dak nkal dlm kls aq
pngl ate 0r nme nyer amirul
izzat,,,..ske gduh ngn harina
dpngil cik reng gak.,c0z
kring glerr..heheh..mulut dye
mmg ske kutuk org jew..
tp dye sbnye pndai tp mls jew..






nih amir fikri 0r papan..
diam ckit tp dulu2
kalo ade presntation
tngn dye mula r
cm parkinson,,hehe
nie abg ko0p..teror sej...
dye c0ol.xpenah
mrah2 pn....papan slalo
dberi kprcyn pgang duet..
boy yg plg jujo r dye nih....




ini ialh mohd yassin..bdak
plg femos kt semesti..debater..
so cnfrm mulut bsing..huhu..
slalo gduh ngn witaq...emm biase
la..sorng yg mmntgkn metrosexual..
teror taekwando gak..






ini hazwan zuhairi @wan z.
actually dye klaka orng nyer..
tp sometmes sriuz..dye
nih 1 mentor ngn
aq ngn meera..dye
wkil skola tilawah...
men bsketball gak..
tp kreng ktggian..huhuh




nie lak mohd harris...
plg teror admath...dewa2..
heheh..ske gelak2...ble gelak
dh xreti nk bhnti..orng nyer
baek...ske kaco bob...huhu
al maklumlah 1 kls dr fom 1 dlu..
jd tman msra la..












bioLogy 'sTudEntds

janah ngn chiga ngh basuh2,,.brsih x dema nih,,.
nie ayam ngh digoreng...lmbt tol
ana eton n cikzu sdng bekerja keras..hampeh tol..
aym nie wat muke comey lak..tp tenang jew dye..bgos2

ana n eton ngn bsikal spe kami cilok..huhuh
nie Gurls 5SI
janah cm nak baling bola jew..aku plak cm toke aym dh..
damak..hairy,,ngn almk x ingt hehe
xlme lg 2..saba jela,..ade ganjrn utkmu nnt..isk3
nie pon sme gak..haha
2 org 2 aik relek jew kt tiang..
kami bau aym..hahaha
kami sempat berposing..hehe

aym kne sembelih 2..
aq ngn cik zu memotong...memandai jew 2..1st tme..haha..malunyer
aku ngn eton pegang organ lmbu..
nie pic organs..bes kalo dipegng..





nie tyme wktu kmi dak2 bio f5 wt event smbil bedah aym n mkn aym.,,,
thnz a lot kt ckgu Ranti ngn Ckgu Rosma sbb organised nie n sdia bpuluh aym wat ktorg....kami sume penat,knyG,hepi,bau bsuk..heheh,,,

faShiOn..

erkk bosan nih..
usha2 style n fashion2 bru..
skang aq cm dh ade prubhn hormon..heheh
ske lak tngk bju cun2..




bju nie kalo aq pkai kne gune inner..
tp cm ramping sgt jew..haha







bju nie cun gak.. tp nk g mner pkai cmni..
nek bsikal dpn umah ke..heheh









bju nie style jepon.. lawa2..
hrga rm41.86 ermm reasonable ke....










bju nih mmg r lawa.. tp bese2 jew.. hrga smpy rm77.. hehe








waaa~
stylo abes..
aq ske laki stylo..
stylo2 gak..
tp asal ttup aurat n x tngal solat..
ade ke cmni...

BUNKFACE

nie BUNKFACE band kegemaran aq dlu..desperate gler ngn band nih..1st tyme knl mse aq dnga diorg kt XFM..wk2 diorg akn wat open x gig...aq ingt lg diorg ckp nk wat kelainan dngn pkai bju dak2 skola..actually di0rng bnyk kali datang kt konti XFM 2..wk2 lagu SILLY LILY nie bru diorng nk promote..n 2oo8 bru nk fem0s ckt..lps 2 once again diorang dijemput sbb di0rg djmput tuk xgig gak tp bkn 0pening band lg n wk2 2 lak diorang nk promate lgu SITUASI..aq xsaba nk dnga ble DJ BURN ckp nk introduced 1st lgu malay diorang..mmg sedap gler la..n since now lgu SITUASI 2 dh melet0p kt sume stesen radi0..n BUNKFACE p0n famos gler...wk2 dlu aq je knal di0rng n myb dak2 indie len,,,(tp aq bkn dak indie r) heheh..juz suppot n ske lgu2 indie..btw xkshla al de bes 2 BUNKFACE..SAM~PAAN~BIAK~YOUK..skang p0n diorang nk pr0duce album bkn EP lg dah..waa~dasyat tol dlu nk produce EP p0n xckup duet..haha..2 p0n aq taw sbb SAm kne pngilan KENA BURN...haha..lgu2 english diorg mmg power..xcm malaysian..kalo org yg xtaw mst ingt bkan malaysian..





LaWaK -LawaK

Semalam saya dan isteri mengundang beberapa orang untuk makan malam di rumah. Isteri saya pun sejak pagi sudah mempersiapkan segala masakannya. Ketika semua tetamu telah datang, ia menyuruh anak kami yang berusia 6 tahun untuk memimpin doa sebelum makan.

"Afiq, kamu pimpin baca doa ye Afiq"

"Tapi mak, doanya macam mana?" jawabnya.

"Katakan saja apa yang biasanya Ibu katakan," kata isteri saya.

Afiq segera menadah tangan dan berkata ...

"Ya Tuhanku, kenapa saya harus mengundang orang-orang ini makan malam?"

Some computer terms translated to BM,

Don’t you think that computer terminology in Bahasa Malaysia is really weird?

Cakera Keras = Hard Disk

Tetikus = Mouse

Papan Kunci = Keyboard

CD-ROM = Cakera Padat Ingatan Melalui Pembacaan (CP-IMP) - Isn’t that bit too much to ingat? Try pronouncing that without twisting your tongue or pausing to think. IMPs?

Monitor = What’s the term for this? KETUA DARJAH?

Modem = Could it be called “PEMPEND” <– PEModulasi, PENDemodulasi?

Motherboard = “Papan Ibu” probably? Maybe the best motherboards can be awarded the “Papan Ibu Mithali” then?

Sound Card = Kad Bunyi?

Sound Blaster = Peletup Bunyi?

Pipeline Burst Cache = Duite Garisan Paip Meletup?

Local Bus = Bas Tempatan? Sounds good to me.

VESA Local Bus = Bas Tempatan VESA?

Flatbed = Katil leper? OR Katil Rumah Pangsa (Flat)?

WWW = Sarang labah-labah Selebar Dunia (SSD)? Sounds quite convincing to me.

Then what would you call daughterboards? Papan anak perempuan? That sounds a little kinky for me :) ) What about SIMMs and DIMMs and such…?

*laf* wonder what would you call ink jets then :) Pancutan Dakwat???

What about “Plug and Play [tm]“? :) Hmmm..Plug and play….Cucuk dan Main??? Somehow I think not.

Joystick = Batang Gembira or Batang Ria?? Damn obscene man!!

10 JENIS SOLAT YANG TIDAK DITERIMA OLEH ALLAH S.W.T

Rasulullah S.A.W. telah bersabda yang bermaksud : "Sesiapa yang memelihara solat, maka solat itu sebagai cahaya baginya, petunjuk dan jalan selamat dan barangsiapa yang tidak memelihara solat, maka sesungguhnya solat itu tidak menjadi cahaya, dan tidak juga menjadi petunjuk dan jalan selamat baginya." (Tabyinul Mahaarim)

Rasulullah S.A.W telah bersabda bahawa : "10 orang solatnya tidak diterima oleh Allah S.W.T, antaranya :

1. Orang lelaki yang solat sendirian tanpa membaca sesuatu.

2. Orang lelaki yang mengerjakan solat tetapi tidak mengeluarkan zakat.

3. Orang lelaki yang menjadi imam, padahal orang yang menjadi makmum membencinya.

4. Orang lelaki yang melarikan diri.

5. Orang lelaki yang minum arak tanpa mahu meninggalkannya (Taubat).

6. Orang perempuan yang suaminya marah kepadanya.

7. Orang perempuan yang mengerjakan solat tanpa memakai tudung.

8. Imam atau pemimpin yang sombong dan zalim menganiaya.

9. Orang-orang yang suka makan riba'.

10. Orang yang solatnya tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan yang keji dan mungkar."

Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W yang bermaksud : "Barang siapa yang solatnya itu tidak dapat menahannya dari melakukan perbuatan keji dan mungkar, maka sesungguhnya solatnya itu hanya menambahkan kemurkaan Allah S.W.T dan jauh dari Allah."

Hassan r.a berkata : "Kalau solat kamu itu tidak dapat menahan kamu dari melakukan perbuatan mungkar dan keji, maka sesungguhnya kamu dianggap orang yang tidak mengerjakan solat. Dan pada hari kiamat nanti solatmu itu akan dilemparkan semula ke arah mukamu seperti satu bungkusan kain tebal yang buruk."


MANUSIA BERHADAPAN DENGAN ENAM PERSIMPANGAN

Abu Bakar r.a. berkata, " Sesungguhnya iblis berdiri di depanmu, jiwa di sebelah kananmu, nafsu di sebelah kirimu, dunia di sebelah belakangmu dan semua anggota tubuhmu berada di sekitar tubuhmu. Sedangkan Allah di atasmu. Sementara iblis terkutuk mengajakmu meninggalkan agama, jiwa mengajakmu ke arah maksiat, nafsu mengajakmu memenuhi syahwat, dunia mengajakmu supaya memilihnya dari akhirat dan anggota tubuh menagajakmu melakukan dosa. Dan Tuhan mengajakmu masuk Syurga serta mendapat keampunan-Nya, sebagaimana firmannya yang bermaksud, "....Dan Allah mengajak ke Syurga serta menuju keampunan-Nya..."

Siapa yang memenuhi ajakan iblis, maka hilang agama dari dirinya. Sesiapa yang memenuhi ajakan jiwa, maka hilang darinya nilai nyawanya. Sesiapa yang memenuhi ajakan nafsunya, maka hilanglah akal dari dirinya. Siapa yang memenuhi ajakan dunia, maka hilang akhirat dari dirinya. Dan siapa yang memenuhi ajakan anggota tubuhnya, maka hilang syurga dari dirinya.

Dan siapa yang memenuhi ajakan Allah S.W.T., maka hilang dari dirinya semua kejahatan dan ia memperolehi semua kebaikan."

Iblis adalah musuh manusia, sementara manusia adalah sasaran iblis. Oleh itu, manusia hendaklah sentiasa berwaspada sebab iblis sentiasa melihat tepat pada sasarannya.

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Frank Lampard


Frank Lampard Frank Lampard Chelsea 2008/09 profile size


Squad Number: 8
Position: Midfield
Place of Birth: Romford, England
Date Of Birth: 20/ 06/ 1978
Height: 5'10
Weight: 12st 4lbs

This Season
Appearances: 43(1)
Goals: 15
Yellow Cards: 2
Red Cards: 1
Minutes on Pitch: 3902

Frank Lampard was never likely to lack skill as a footballer. When your father won the FA Cup twice with West Ham United and your uncle Harry also played for the East London side, as well as later managing it, there's something in the blood.

Lampard Jr, however, nurtured his talent to the extent that he was worth �11million to Chelsea, who picked him up from the Upton Park club on 14 June 2001.

The midfielder has captained the England under-21 side and, with Joe Cole, Michael Carrick and Rio Ferdinand, he formed part of one of the West Ham sides that was hotly-tipped to lift the East Londoners above the

Lampard made his Premiership debut against Sheffield Wednesday in 1996. He was the captain of a West Ham youth team that reached the Final of the FA Youth Cup, as well as the captain of the England U21 side before he stepped up to full England level, winning two caps by the time the 2000-2001 season had ended.

The 1998/99 season saw Frank come of age as an ever present in the side where he impressed everyone with his natural talent

He is a tenacious player with a shot like a bullet. In the 2000/01 season, Lampard was known to have reacted furiously to the news of the transfer for �17million of his close friend Rio Ferdinand to Leeds United.

If this unsettled the midfielder, the departure of his father Frank, who followed Harry Redknapp out of Upton Park in May 2001, saw to it that the last thing that bound 'Lamps' to the Hammers was no longer there.

After interest from Aston Villa, who offered �7million for the player, Lampard opted to join Claudio Ranieri at Chelsea. Since then, he has had two good seasons at Stamford Bridge, scoring 13 goals and helping Chelsea to the Champions League in 2002/03, as well as picking up several more England caps.

During the 2003/04 Lampard blossomed as a player, shooting himself straight into the hearts of not only Chelsea fans but England fans too. He was one of the few players to escape the tinkering of Claudio Ranieri and was ever present for the Blues throughout the season. He was rewarded with the vice-captaincy during the summer of 2004, and will look to support skipper Terry as the English heart of Jose Mourinho's Chelsea.

Lampard enjoyed a fantastic Euro 2004 - he scored three goals in the tournament and shone regardless of whether as part of Eriksson's diamond formation or the more tranditional line-up. For Chelsea he bagged 15 goals in all competitions, and at 26, surely there is just more of the same to come from this hugely talented midfielder.

Vice-captain to John Terry, Lampard was one of the keys to Chelsea's immense success in the 2004/05 season. A regular fixture in the centre of midfield, Lampard started 58 times in all competitions, scoring 19 goals.

He also continued his fine Euro 2004 form for the England team throughout the early stages of their World Cup 2006 qualifying campaign. With the retirement of Paul Scholes after Euro 2004, Lampard has proved indespensible for Sven-Goran Eriksson's team, scoring three goals against Austria, Wales and Northern Ireland.

To cap his season, Lampard was awarded the Barclays Premiership Player of the Year Award as well as claiming the Football Writers' Association's Footballer of the Year Award. He continued this fine form in 2005/06, despite a rocky start to the season, and scored 20 goals as Chelsea roared to another title.

However, the season ended in bitter disappointment for him, as he endured a miserable World Cup with England, failing to get on the scoresheet despite numerous chances and missing their first penalty in the shoot-out against Portugal.

Lampard came in for plenty of criticism, which only continued in 2006/07 as he struggled to really spark into life on a consistent basis. More underwhelming England performances followed as he and the rest of the team failed to qualify for Euro 2008.

Things improved in 2007/08 and he was linked with a move to Inter Milan that summer. However, he chose to stay in England to be close to his family after the death of his mother.

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nie sume dak2 kls aq..at las i have finished...oyehhh..pnt daw nk edit sume..hope my fwens jgn terase ati atau beso ati lak..heheh





GURLS YG BAJET2 CUN



Nie nurul jannah..one of my bes fren..she is very understnding person..pndai math admath..kuat tido cm aq gak..hehe..aq mule rapat ngn jenny atau mis crocodile nie wk2 Fom4..slalo gak gadoh ngn dye nih...tp xlme pn..aq syg kamo bangat..heheh..jannah nie sgt brani..plg perghh esp kalo ade
presentation..sorng jannah dpt mnglhkn 1o laki..kamo mmg hebat..huhu


nie saidatun nadiha....aq bes fren ngn eton since fom4 gak..aq ngn eton share besday...dh kls ngn dye gadis comey nie sjk f1 lg..eton agk kerek tp ngn boys jela..teror kimia..men caklempong gak..teror mnari gak...n sore eton pn sedap..ksmpulnye dye nie ade bkat seni la..eton smple je tp bak kalo skli dh bergaya mmg perghhh...eton mnje ngn fmily dye..pngil pon adek..hehe




bdak cun nie plak asyikin azwa...otak geliga..kwn aq stay up..hehe..aq ngn dye slalo bngn lmbt...dlm toilet 2 muke las kami berdua r....syikin dok sblh ngn dom aq..syikin teror n mnat bio..kuat study...n ble gelak lawak...ape2 solan aq xphm lg sng tnye kt syikin..dye ske bergura-gurau or wat aksi knk2 ngn dom mate dye x kire kt ner pn..esp ngn nad..huhu




bdak cute sblh nie lak nme dye harina...slalo wat bsing kt blek study.. aq slalo bergurau ngn harina,,msok gler sbb kami x betoi sgt..haha..arina nie goal keeper hoki..dye gak slalo pngl dri dye dr harina...n dye slalo ckp i luv my fat..dye prefect n garng gler ble duty..tp ngn kwn2 dye sempoi..i like ur style harina...





gadis yg mnis ngn comey nie ktorng pngil cikram(cik rama2)..c0z dye ske sgt ngn buttrfly..geng hoki aq dr dlu smpy skng..g ngeri ke dye mst kne ikot aq..dye agak understndg al maklumlah bpak kaunselor..cik ram ske sgt berfesyen,,kalo ckp kt dpn kls..ckpnyer mkin laju n mkin slow...kami 1 kls x phm..heheh..cikram sgt brani pape pn dye nk try..sore nyer agk merdu..aq dh 1 kls ngn cikram since f1 lg..cikram kalo dtg tyme selsema jgn la dtego..kalo x kamo akn terase ati..hahaha


kwn ku yg sorng nie lak nme nyer raihatul wirdah 0r witaq..debater skola..mulut nyer pedas.hehe..ske berpolitik..agk garng n tegas..n ade pndirian yg tegas...kaya ngn fakta...nk jdik lawyer...brani...tp witaq x berskn .heheh..witaq ske mnilai org..aq sng dngn kamo...



dom mate aq sjk fom1..adibah husna 0r bob..gulz yg tngi n kurus cm model..ketua umum gurlz..dbah sgt emosional..sng nanges..ish3..sorng yg x hipokrit..dye ttp akn jd dri dye..humble...teror bi...gelak cm kuda..sory bob..haha..alwyz tinking de future.,




gadis yg tampil mnis bertahi lalat nie..cewahh ayt dramatis..huhu..nme nyer faten hakim..1 team hoki ngn aq sjk fom 1..sorng yg brilliant...dlm btch dye la orng nyer yg dh tmpah nom 1 tp kli exm..faten teror sume sbjek..dye amt dsyngi olh ckgu,kwn2 n adek2 n senior gak..sorng humble n c00l jew..




nie kwn aq yg dh ditempah leh farid,,haha..nme nor liyana 0r yana..dak fom 4 bru..tp ok sgt2 x bnyk hal..1 dorm ngn aq..kami ske gelak kuat2..haha...yana ske wat admath..agk rajen n jwng..tp dye slalo takot tuk lbeh tngi coz farid kreng tngi..sorng yg baek n lembut ati tp ble mngamuk semue org tergamam..haha



nie lak si tinggi lampai gak nme nyer fatin amira..dlm btch aq ade 2 org nme same so ktorng pngil cik bain..cik bain teror kimia.. dye gak fom 4 bru..sopan santun n lemah lmbut orngnyer,,,baik gler...x penah nmpk muke dye serabut ke mrh ke..c00l sntiase..men softball bola tampar...both nie dye r teror antara dak2 fom5 gurls..besh knai ngn hank..heheh



bdak cute nih nme nyer mak leha 0r siti solehah..ank ustazah nie..tp xnmpk pn sbb rock gler..heheh..berjiwa indie cm aq...sgt baek ati..dye akak ko0p,,,huhuh..ske gelak..bsing gak...n sorng yg hepi go luckY...1 kls ngn aq sjak fom 1 lg....men caklempong gak..n hebat dlm memanah..



nie lak si kembar semesti..yg kanan 2 nur amirah n sebelah kiri kak pah or arifah...dema nie plg ajen kalo bab2 study or wat hmw0k..
2 0rg nie sgt ayu n lemah lmbut..meera grang ckt..kak pah lak suke memendam..both nie teror bi..aq lg rapat ngn meera myb sbb ktorg 1 ment0r..kcian kt dema sbb ckgu ssh sgt nk cam..tp kami kwn2 dye xpenah tersilap..haha..laen la muke diorng..tngk btol2



si cntik manis nie nme nyer nurul zulaikha..dye dak fom 4 bru gak..men softball...slalo lepak ngn aq kt blek study..okla gak dye nie besh...cara dye ckp plik ckt..kalo brg dye ilang..dye cari smpy ke lubang cacing...haha..islamic ckt cik zu nie..





nie lak noraini..sorg dak yg pendiam..study jew kot..heheh..baek la gak..sgt alim.. dye nie sbnye dlm diam2 bnyk org xtaw pe dye wat..aq pn xtaw...hahah..btw aq xdpt nk describe sgt si aini nie.. myb kreng rapat..




nie lak nor syazwani..0r wendy..dak plg cun..heheh..aq kwn baek ngn dye sjak f0m 1 lg..dye teror lari long distance..kuat study..sorg pendiam..ayu n sopan..tp sgt tegas org nyer..mnja myb ank bngsu kot...wendy sgt dsyngi oleh adek2..apesal ek..hahaha






bo
yS yG bAJEt2 nSOm..

nie nme nyer syarafuddin,,
or mael..nme abg dye yg ex
semesti..teror men hoki cm
aq..sometimes agk poyo..
sory mael,,


nie nme nyer fauzy
khairy.. pngil pojo...
agk pndiam..n baek
ngn
adek2 dye..dak laki plg
sopan la dye nih..



nih mohd zaim...pngil caim..
ex clas monitor..
mls nk mmpos..huhu
ske tido...teror bgi ceramah 0r taklim..
nah kne gosip ngn aq.
melekat nme aq cacana..heheh



nih mat dong or nme
tol nyer ikrimah..
dak kls aq dr fom1..cm
pndiam tp dpn pmpn r...
sprinter skola..n rugger...





nme dye nih mohd Firdaus,,
lg glamor pedo r..
clas monitor bru after
caim ltak jwtn..mlut cm hampehh
ske gduh ngn group aq...tp
cm lurus jew..haha..pedo sory ey..skang
dok mnggatal ngn kazen aq lak..huhu




mohd ariff nih...
pngl arep jew...
kptn basketball tp musykil
dye krg tnggi..heheh..
asst prefect..
dlm otak dye bnyk
fakta2..slalo skor sej ngn esei..



nie plak mohd nabil..
bkn nabil rja lwak
tp ben..heheh..dlu
wk2 lower form pnyer
r pmalu ngn pmpn..
ble ckp x pndng muke..
skng terlebeh x malu lak..
bdan kering tp kuat mkn..



nme dye mohd fakih..
orng pngl dye pe ek..
aq xingt dh..pndai gler..
dr fom 1 lg...kt semesti dye
r teror men chess..agk pndiam..
agk kiut..almk no kntreversi..haha




nih sorng dak nkal dlm kls aq
pngl ate 0r nme nyer amirul
izzat,,,..ske gduh ngn harina
dpngil cik reng gak.,c0z
kring glerr..heheh..mulut dye
mmg ske kutuk org jew..
tp dye sbnye pndai tp mls jew..






nih amir fikri 0r papan..
diam ckit tp dulu2
kalo ade presntation
tngn dye mula r
cm parkinson,,hehe
nie abg ko0p..teror sej...
dye c0ol.xpenah
mrah2 pn....papan slalo
dberi kprcyn pgang duet..
boy yg plg jujo r dye nih....




ini ialh mohd yassin..bdak
plg femos kt semesti..debater..
so cnfrm mulut bsing..huhu..
slalo gduh ngn witaq...emm biase
la..sorng yg mmntgkn metrosexual..
teror taekwando gak..






ini hazwan zuhairi @wan z.
actually dye klaka orng nyer..
tp sometmes sriuz..dye
nih 1 mentor ngn
aq ngn meera..dye
wkil skola tilawah...
men bsketball gak..
tp kreng ktggian..huhuh




nie lak mohd harris...
plg teror admath...dewa2..
heheh..ske gelak2...ble gelak
dh xreti nk bhnti..orng nyer
baek...ske kaco bob...huhu
al maklumlah 1 kls dr fom 1 dlu..
jd tman msra la..












bioLogy 'sTudEntds

janah ngn chiga ngh basuh2,,.brsih x dema nih,,.
nie ayam ngh digoreng...lmbt tol
ana eton n cikzu sdng bekerja keras..hampeh tol..
aym nie wat muke comey lak..tp tenang jew dye..bgos2

ana n eton ngn bsikal spe kami cilok..huhuh
nie Gurls 5SI
janah cm nak baling bola jew..aku plak cm toke aym dh..
damak..hairy,,ngn almk x ingt hehe
xlme lg 2..saba jela,..ade ganjrn utkmu nnt..isk3
nie pon sme gak..haha
2 org 2 aik relek jew kt tiang..
kami bau aym..hahaha
kami sempat berposing..hehe

aym kne sembelih 2..
aq ngn cik zu memotong...memandai jew 2..1st tme..haha..malunyer
aku ngn eton pegang organ lmbu..
nie pic organs..bes kalo dipegng..





nie tyme wktu kmi dak2 bio f5 wt event smbil bedah aym n mkn aym.,,,
thnz a lot kt ckgu Ranti ngn Ckgu Rosma sbb organised nie n sdia bpuluh aym wat ktorg....kami sume penat,knyG,hepi,bau bsuk..heheh,,,
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